???? Backyard Clean-Up Crew Needed – Clover, SC – Bring Muscles & Humor! ????????

Hey there, hardworking humans! Do you enjoy the great outdoors, the thrill of finding weird junk, and the sweet, sweet satisfaction of turning chaos into cleanliness? If so, we’ve got the perfect 1-2 day gig for you...and it starts Monday morning! (2/17)

???? The Mission:
We’ve got a backyard in Clover, SC that looks like Mother Nature had a tantrum. Trash, brush, and random metal treasures (or junk, depending on your perspective) are scattered everywhere. We need 2 strong, motivated folks to help clear it out before it starts its own ecosystem!

???? The Job:

Remove all brush, trash, and metal (no, you can’t keep the vintage rusted-out lawnmower, sorry).
Load it up and we'll haul it away!

Enjoy the fresh air, light exercise, and occasional squirrel side-eye.

???? The Pay:
Cold, hard cash at the end of the job. No waiting. No "check in the mail" nonsense.

???? The Perks:
Potentially uncovering ancient backyard relics.
The joy of making a yard not look like a junkyard.
The owner’s eternal gratitude and possibly a very firm handshake.

????? What You Need:
Muscles (or at least a willingness to use what you’ve got).
A good attitude (grumpy gusses will be fed to the weeds).
Gloves, boots, heavy jacket - and whatever else you need to tackle the wild outdoors.
(I'll provide the dump truck - you provide the muscle to fill and pack it!!)

If you're ready to turn this backyard disaster into a thing of beauty (or at least, not a post-apocalyptic wasteland), hit us up ASAP! Let’s clean this place up and maybe share a few laughs while doing it.

???? Located in Clover, SC – Message for details!

P.S. If you find any buried treasure, we’re splitting it 50/50. ????

This is NOT a job for quitters
NOT a job for slow moving time wasters
NOT a job for weak people
NOT a job for cell phone talkers
(...you will be let go immediately)

You will be paid by Zelle at the end of day for me.
Call or text for details - because I only need 2 good workers.